| what up broksies |
[Dec. 13th, 2004|05:39 pm] |
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| | Ender---Finch | ] | what up d's not much here just hanging out and shit im bored as hell. after school i went to dr snows for an hour and emily and nicole were there it was pretty neat stuff and i got 7 new fucking brackets and my mouth hurts like cunt on the rocks. um this friday im going to bv's concert then the next day im going to be drunk all day going to bakersfield with bv going to yet another one of there concerts haha. um shit lemme think. today was pretty fucking gay cause it was a monday but hey iof it was a friday it woulda rocked! oh yes and me and vince's alchoholic beverage is going to fucking rock all you chickies socks when we make this shit official! well im off later dd dd d d d d |
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| HIGH FIVES TO ALL THE GUYS!! |
[Dec. 9th, 2004|05:25 pm] |
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| | High Fives---Suburban Legends | ] | fuck yeah what up d's im in a damn good mood for no reason maybe im seeing christmas break is almost coming im going to be thrashing the mountains with my dear freind tampon serge snowboarding on new years eve its a fucking tradition for me. and plus its thursday so my fucking fav day of the week is tommorow and i beat the shit out of swimming too hahaha. well shit whats happened in the past two weeks. nothign really mrs sacco hasbeen pissing me off but thats about it..... hmmm.. suburban legends...great band i saw them in concert a while ago and just started to listen to them again i love em. o yeah me jeff david and jack discovered the internet cafe in town and now a bunch of peeps want to go with us it fucking rock son sunday i played with them on my comp while they were at the cafe cause they dont have good comps or cs so i didnt have to pay w00t fuck yeah were going again this weekend and i wanna go to the mall well shit ill update this shit later when im board and have no energy later bros |
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| gogoatse?! |
[Nov. 28th, 2004|12:05 am] |
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| | nothing | ] | what up d so i finnaly got my fucking custom counterstrike source spray to work and it is a fucking h00t!! haha its this chicks asshole torn opn and it says PWN3D! then in the middle it says MOEBACA it fucking rocks haha a bunch of people were huddling around it in the game just staring at it going what the fuck haha. damn i wish i could post screen shots but i dont know how to so ijust wont post. well shit last night was pretty crazy we (me and chase) went to the football game and hung out for a while and then after wards hung out with becca megan and kayla it was pretty fucking cool for me if you know the story. chase and megan and kayla just hung around did nothing but watch the cars go bye those dumb ******. haha chase woke up at 7 this morning i was fucking surprised he could do it cease how we got to be at 4 inn the morn haha. well shit i was hanging out with my bro and this chick he is mac'ing on and now im back up here prety bored im just going to play cs or some shit later bro's and broskettes.
fucking update: i just remembered that ngiht i told becca i was going to make it a public serveice anouncement...so we started aropund just fooling around you know then thing got really kinky and i slipped it in her but no jk we just made up and i felt her up and got down her shirt fucking w00t! |
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| We dont go to Ravenholm... |
[Nov. 22nd, 2004|01:15 pm] |
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| | Blood Clots and Black Holes---Thrice | ] | what up d's jesus christ you will never guesss what!!! i just beat halflife 2!@ the game ive been waiting for for almost 2 fucking years and i finnaly beat it. i b ought it on uhh saterday on steam i got the silver package which came with halflife 2, counterstrike source, and the whole halflife back log with all the halflife games ever sold (which is like 6 games) and plus i get dod source when it comes out w00T!! but back to me bneating it. o my fucking god it was so gourgous the game was so fucking beautiful on my comp at moments it looked like i was controlling something in real fucking life@!!!!! o man and the subject title up there was a chapter in the game and jesus christ ravenholm was sooo fuckinh scary i nearly shat my pants at some parts. man the game it took me about 20 hours to beat pretty average length for a game although it seemed shorter than halflife 1 but i beat that a long fucking time ago so who knows. but man the ending oooo fuck that was sooo cool i wont ruin it just incase anyone is going to play it but lemme tell you it was fucking beautiful it ended pretty much like hl 1 i ll say that much it had the gman and shit and god damn was it a fucking awesome ending and it left you hanging just like halflife 1. so i gues i gotta wait like 2 more years for halflife 3 haah oo well atleast it didnt give me a gay ass dissapointing ending like ive heard about halo 2 haha. jesus this game shits on halo 2 ahha it beats it in every single way possible nothin in halo 2 can beat out half life2. o man and in the 2nd to the last chapter i got the fucking turbo charged zero-point gravity gun (it got upgraded from just the gravity gun that you get earlier) and jesus now not only can you pick up object and fucking hearl them but you can pick up fucking people!!!! it rocked so hard fucking core. o well ill stop ranting about this damn game and let you play it for yourself. not much else new i have to getr my teeth cleaned today. well later d |
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| fat chicks need loving too |
[Nov. 17th, 2004|03:57 pm] |
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| | Im Tryin All My Cd's Out But Right Now Im On THRICE | ] | what up d hows it going its going pretty good here. its wierd in the house without that nigger puppy struttin her ass everywhere...i miss that dog haha damn but yes today i just got 7 cd's they came in the mail including: Thrice-The Artist In The Ambulance; Green Day-International Super Hits; Green Day-Dookie; Green Day-Nimrod; Less Than Jake-Hello Rockview; Reel Big Fish-Why Do They Rock So Hard; Reel Big Fish-Turn the Radio Off...good cd's its overwhelming to listen to them all....BTFW HALF LIFE 2 IS OUT I REPEAT HALF LIFE 2 IS OUT!! its been 6 fucking years jesus h!@!!!! im gettin it this friday and so is dan sjaastad we are going to play that fucker into the night and day haha. well i got to much to tell so i will do myself a favour and just not write it..booyes fuck you all die HALO 2 LAN at eric hannahs house on monday niggas no school next week w00t lifes looking good for me if it wasnt for jennys death i would be 100 perfuckingcent! later d's |
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rest in peace jenny hopkins
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[Nov. 15th, 2004|05:54 pm] |
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| | Blood Clots And Black Holes---Thrice | ] | ..well i just got back from the vet. me and my mom had to put my dog to sleep who has been with me for pretty much my whole life. it was fucking depressing watching her runn around outside totally oblivious to her ultimate end. o well it will happen to us all someday just her sooner due to her life span being like 15 of a humans. man when the docter chick said shes gone i could barely hold the fucking tears poring out it sucked now my eyes are sore as hell its been a while. i kept her collar just to remember the mut. man what a damn good dog 16 years she lived and damn did she have it good. well ill stop ranting about poopy puppy jennifer dogiston, debatrobe, geeky, jennacuss, nigger puppy, cow dog, the blob. rest in peace jenny.. |
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| yo tengo... |
[Nov. 14th, 2004|08:29 pm] |
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| | Maria---Green Day | ] | what up d's o man its been a long week//end. and i dont remember half of it due to my short term memory=dead. well ill start by the actual school part of the week....scratch that all i remember is my backpack got flooded and it was only a 3 day week. ok now onto wednsday night. vince came over right after school and we played gta for a while then like at 12 at night kayla calls and wants us to go to ashley smiths house which is convienently located right down the street. so we go down there they are drunk as fuck and we hang out for a bit then go home. next day = bad ass LAN party at dan sjaastad's house. we had 4 xboxes, 4 tv's, and 13 people playin halo two in one big fucking room. that was the high point of my weekend. it was definantly fucking gnar kill. that night i stayed at chases went to sleep and went home in the morn and uhhh shit lemme think friday what happened friday....oh yeah absolutely nothing! i was supposed to go to the football game because becca wanted to hang out and see my dyed hair. but change ofg plans i went to baby sit for the first time and got payed 30 dollars for doing absolutely nothing but sitting on my ass watching tv! i gotta do this more!!! haha 20 more dollars till half life 2 niggas. speaking of half life 2.....2 fucking days!!! w00t and a hayalf bitches. back on subject on saterday i went to chases house cause heis parants had a big bbq in compton haah and a bunch of people were there (that were his parants freinds of course) so me chase his bro and dakota (his moms best freinds son which is in 6th grade) played halo 2 pretty much all night which was pretty bad ass. today which is sunday i did nothin i slept and cleaned and worked out o yeah and i beat gta the game me and vince have been addicted to for the better part of this month....jesus we mustve put atleast 45 hours into that god forsaken game haha. o man anyways lemme think i need a new motherboard for my comp mines outdated now so ofcouse i need to keep my comp top of the line specially for half life 2. so im going to ask for one for cchristmas and maybe even a 160 gig hd. well shit i just got done watching malcolm in the middle with my mom and i must say that is now my favorite show haah. damn tara reid and lindsey lohan had a nipple sleep thank you lord!! if it werent for nipple slips the hottest chicks in the world would never reveal there hot fucking bodies haha. o man damn tommorow we have to put jenny to sleep :(. weve had her for the better part of my 15 years (aka since i was 5 and up so shes been with me for 10 years). shes 16 what an old dog but shes had a damn good life. but its good shes going out this way old and happy but she has horrible arthritis and has growths all over her and she cant even control her bladder anymore so we figured its time to just put her to sleep. shes a damn good dog though jennifer dogiston. she will go out like a king. speaking of which last night she fell into the hot tub (the way my other dog jessie met her demise on new years eve she was in my family before i was born). good thing my bro was up pukin his guts out or she wouldve gone from that god damn hotub too. that thing has been bad news since we got that damn gate taken out. o well. hmmm lemme think well i sure as hell hope this week goes by fast because i really want thanks giving break to come. im kindda nervous about swimming tommorow ive ate nothing but shit this whole weekend and swimming is hard stuff. well im off later d's |
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| \/\/AT \/P |] |
[Nov. 7th, 2004|09:42 pm] |
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| | Basket Case---Greenday | ] | haha what up d hows it going good here\ o man i downloaded all these greenday songs that i listened to when i was 5 and they are fucking gnar car ablardar har? i love em... anyways fucking what up lemme think this past week went by pretty fucking fast nothing really interesting. i died my hair black for all black day and its going to be black for a while now. umm me and vince hung out friday and went to the park and hung out with emily and her freind nicole it was alright but when they left we went to megans and had a damn good time hanginng out. i stole a pumpkin from someones front yard and hucked it at a water cooler. i also wrote a note to megans dad about halflife.....i wonder if she gave that to him :P. um shit lemme think uh o damn we have to put jennifer dogiston to sleep...its kinda gay but it is for the good shes 16 has arthritis, shes deaf, has numerous growths across her body, and cant hold her bladder very well. shes had a damn good life though o man what a fucking spoiled dog haha. i love that nigger puppy. damn malcolm in the middle was funny as fuck as usual the kid reese on that show is why i watch it. he has to be the dumbest kid ever haha but he makes the show fucking hilarios. GO!!! BUM BUM BUM BUM SAVE ME ONCE MORE LEAVE ME DYIINGGGG SAVE ME ONCE MORE LEAVEEE ME DYINGGGGG.<--- what the fuck is that haha. well shit im off
oh yeah i fucking cleaned all day and played gta again and hung out and shit if you were wondering later d |
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| ass cunt whore suckalucka cock ram! |
[Nov. 1st, 2004|05:57 pm] |
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| | JensenVsAmerica---Sydney | ] | what up fuckers im tired as a slut after banging 50 men and 5 womensss.... just stared my 2 hour swim class and wholy hell is it fucking hardcore non stop swimming...haah o man it is such a bitch. im not even fucking kidding. anyways damn i have to do a gay thing for mrs sacco which i do not wanna do but i guess i ahve to get atleast a B this quarter even though i got a A last one. now that i got a 3.1 gpa on the report card im not as motivated fuck work i need a break im sick of it haha i wanna chill and play some gta or fuckign wait for halflife 2 i will shit my pants. damnit zach aubin showeed me an article about halflife 2 and it said shit about the legal wars halflife 2 is having since it is going to be the best selling pc game ever re-fucking-leased and a bunch of niggers want in on it. but eyah i found it its not getin delayed that fucking article was 2 months old god damn you zach ahahah. well im off later d |
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| wtf??? PWNED!!!!111!!!one+shift!@@!!!! |
[Oct. 31st, 2004|09:40 pm] |
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| | my mouth moving up and down chewing gum | ] | O man haha i just pwned the SHIT outta my mother and witty bitch sister! haha and o did it feel o so good. well heres how the story went. i was laying on the ground with my dog jennifer dogiston telling my mom how she needs to enroll me in drivers training before i can get my permit. well being the arrogant piece of shit she is she detests and says "you do drivers training after you get your permit they would have to be stupid to let a person drive them for their first time"...... after about 2 minutes of arguing my nosy ass sister who always has to get in my bussiness to prove me wrong goes "NOPE your wrong you have to get your permit first blah blah im a bitch"..... well i just let it slide and go ok whatever but then my sister has to make her gay ass witty remarks and say "see i told you you need a hearing aid" and "see you never pay attention not even in drivers ed" and so i figure fuck im sick of this. so i go to my room and look up "requirements for drivers permit" in trusty ole google. well the first site that pops up that looks good is called www.cal-driver-training.com. so i go there and BAM right there right dab in the fucking center of the page it explains what you need for your permit. with statements such as "Once you have completed driver ed, you will need to enroll in a driver training program." and "The permit will not be valid until you have completed your first driver training lesson with your instructor." and so i expect my mom to be like o damn im sorry, beth he was right blah blah. BUT NO! she has to say well thats wrong. but wait mom :| i just gave you an official site with official info..... Nope no that sounds wrong i'll call the DMV sometime and get the real info. at that point im pissed. wtf? how can official info be wrong!?! so i say mom your wrong ive asked plenty of people namely kyle. hes taken drivers ed and training and still has to finish training to get his license. mr armington my drivers ed teacher has told me drivers training comes first. and now this official fucking internet site says drivers training comes first!! thats 3 sources mom! i only need one source to be right but no i overkilled it and got you three your wrong im right. and you know waht she says?! ill call the DMV and get the official info. so i say what so you can get a 4th source to reject you?!?! and then i laughed in her face and said your wrong im right i pay attention you dont do you hear that thats a booyeah and i laugh right in her face and say goodnight!!! and before she could say anything i tore down the hall with a grin on my face while thinking jesus christ that was PWNAGE if ive ever witnessed it.. end of story
P.S now to most of you you might be thinking wow thats a great story </sarcasm> but to people who know how bitchy and nosy my sister is you would know how nice it must feel to prove both those dirty boarder hopping wetbacks wrong haha o man i must say it feels even more glorous then it sounds... </end> |
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| grand theft nigger |
[Oct. 31st, 2004|08:42 pm] |
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| | Seething---Sydney | ] | what up d ive been playing grand theft auto: san andreas all fucking day its so addictive i bought it on friday. me and chase went to walmart and they had like 30 fucking coppies. later that night my sister left justin and vince came over and chase was already there and we hung out and took smoe drinks and sang and shit. later that night becca jill and megan came and that was boreing as hell i ended up passing out on my moms carpet without getting any action which was pretty much promised to me!! IM OUTRAGED!!! jk aha this 7 gigs of porn on my comp isnt here for nothin ;). Also i must add... we weer all out drunk doorbell ditching (minus vince he sprained his ankle or something) and i was like guys lets go hit up aireanne beecroft's house and so we dragged our drunken asses over there and i ran up to the thing and rang the bell and chase and jsustin ran there fucking asses off down the block and me being the curios one stayed behind to see what would happen. seconds later i hear the door open and hear YOU BETTER RUN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!! At the moment i noticed a big fucking guy run out his door so i went to the neighbors yard and got into the swordfish position on the fucking front door step.....5 seconds later i see the monolithic man run no more then 15 feet by me shouting obsenities and i hear chase yelll like 3 blocks away his little girly noise he always makes that is so god damned hilarious its something like BAHOOOO!!!!! and the guy just laughs and walks back to his house and once again misses me but he was even closer this time. after this i nearly shat my self and remained silent for about 5 minutes till justin and chase came to get me and we got back to the house to find the chicks had arrived.anyways fucking what up saterday me and vince sat there all day playing GTA its that fucking addictive then he had to go and my mom came home at 8. now today is haloween and im sitting on my comp doing everything but my biology homework haha. chris and his hot sister and his lil sis and andrew just stopped by trick or treating and said what up so i said what up and they told me to go with them but i was like neh trick or treating is teh pointless haha. what else is happening uhhhh. damn what a disapointing weekend although friday was pretty fun before becca and the crew got here. well shit my sister bitched me out again for the billionth fucking time (thats what shes known for). this time it was about me "making up excuses to not go swimming" of course i just sat there for ten minutes looking at her and nodding while shes screaming at the top of her lungs just like always..o yeah and my mom found a little bottle of jack daniels under the couch that was FUCKING CHASES! and my sister covered for me and i got bitched at once again which totals to two bitching in about 1 hour! wow that sucks hard. anyways..FUCK THOSE CUNTS AT VALVE ARE AT LEGAL WAR RIGHT NOW CAUSE THAT VAGINA COMPANY VUG IS BEING A BITCH ABOUT SOME SELLING ISSUE WITH VALVE SO ONCE AGAIN HALF LIFE FUCKING 2 IS DELAYED!!! damn i was so close.... it was only 16 days from today....:(....o well maybe vug will take that thorn out of there vagina and let half lifes millions of fans get there candy cause i sure want that conch. well fuck im off later d's |
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| make the same mistake twice |
[Oct. 24th, 2004|02:19 pm] |
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| | saosin---mookies last christmas | ] | what up d damn this weekend went by way to fuckng fast. last weekend i went to see jimmay buffet and it was pretty gnar in las vegas. um this weekend nothing really hapened till saturday. on sat i had to get up at 5:30 to go to a fucking swim meet i got first in butterfly and IM but who gives a fuck. later taht night i went to the moviesd with justin and vince we saw the grudge it was alright the plot kinda sucked but it was pretty gnar scary wise. then we sat in the bthroom for an hour fake shitting waiting for the next showing of team america:world police ahaha o man that was so fucking funny what a good hour of being stuck in a 5x5 foot cubicle haha. then we snuck into world police watched that i came home watched south park in honor of trey and matt then slept and it is now now and im tired of writing so later d's |
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| EARRRRRRRRRRR |
[Oct. 13th, 2004|09:55 pm] |
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| | A Better Place A Better Time---Streetlight Manifesto | ] | what up d?? not much here just got back from drivers ed. yes its a 7 hour long class every wedsnday for 5 weeks. so far week 3 is down only 2 more to go w00t! anyways today after school i was supposed to make out with this one chick but i had to run because chases hot mommy was waiting for us......in which i had to apologize to for lying to her about saturday. it was so odd haha but i eventually said it and she gave me and chase a lecture to tell her when we drink and she will drive us home and shit and that she is cool with it as long as we dont do anything stupid and tell her the pure truth. i thought that was pretty awesome of her :). hmm well fucking vince and justin arent going to school tommorow they have some shitty emo band concert (shitty emo is the very pussy kind with the crappy guitar riffs and pussy singer's and is all slow)...anyways they offeered me to go a while ago but i was like hmmmm im going to jimmy buffet instead biotch. yes thats right this saterday im leaving to las vegas with my whole fam to go see jimmay. it will be pretty sweet cease how my family is never fully together...my dad lives in colorado....my bro goes to college in san diego...and just recently my sister moved back in with us to go to cerro coso. well shit my moms van tire is flat for reasons unknown and she gets back tommorow and im going to have to explain to her that i dont know why its flat ahah o well my bro just told me to tell my sister to go fill it up so i will do. at any rate uhhh my philipino drivers ed teacher is the fucking king he busts some bad ass jokes for a 40 year old. haha at some points me and him are bustin up laughing and pointing at chases goofy ass for either his goofy ass facial expressions or his goofy ass comments. what a good kid to put up with it all too haha. anyways broskys and chicky wicky poo poo's im out for the night ive got back stomache aches from that beaner food i ate for dinner so im off. later ddddddddddddddddd |
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| Wohoo! |
[Oct. 11th, 2004|06:34 pm] |
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| | Bury Your Head---Saosin | ] | ...only way to describe ridgecrest right now. since when does it get this beautiful?? i mean the weather is perfect...a little breeze that is actually cool not warm!! Plus the breeze doesnt smell like the space between my bunger and my testicles it smells like febreeze i love it. Also, its not sunny at all outside the clouds are covering everything so it is perfectly shady. It feels like im in Virginia or something cause Ridgecrest has never been so damn good. Today was perfect. Sat around did absolutely nothing but cleaning. Well i just got done outside cleaning the pool of those little fluffy things that come in cardboard box's cause we had a huge box from out pool solar cover and the wind blew it in the pool so we had about 6 trash cans full of those things to skim out (we meaning me). well im tired of writing in this monster so i g2g later ddddddddddddddddddddddd ps out lawn mower is fucking insane when i start it up the muffler spews out smoke its insane! |
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| Wow... |
[Oct. 11th, 2004|10:40 am] |
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| | eyes on me--FF8 | ] | ...I wake up this morning to find my house is perfectly chilled. See my mom left to go to Virginia for two weeks almost, well, two weeks ago. She figured it would get SOO DAMN COLD IN RIDGECREST (HA) that she needs to switch the cooler to the heater....Well its been fucking hot in Ridgecrest like always for the past two weeks so ofcourse inside my house its going to be even hotter! but now i have a feeling it will start to cool down. YES! no more sweating! (haha). Anyways i just kinda got up my sister is gone so im hangiing out alone on Columbus Day. I have school again tommorow but this week should go relatively fast due to it's only 4 days. This upcoming weekend will be alright....me and my whole family are going to Las Vegas to see Jimmy Buffet (my dad has loved this guy since back before i can remember) so it should be pretty sweet its at the MGM Grand. My favorite hotel in LV would have to umm Treasure Island or whatever the one with the pirates im sure you know the one. Well this has been a [retty relaxing weekend. Thursday night i juust went to swimming worked out came home and then crashed. Friday went out got drunk with freinds and hung out. Saterday hung out till night then went to Sidney's (her parants were gone) and just hung out Vince was the only person that drank that was there. Figures. Sunday me, Justin, and Vince rented a movie (Canibal! The Musical..great movie) and hung out they left around 7:00 and i just sat around then eventually fell asleep. Here we are Monday morning me sitting here probably going to clean the house or some shit. Oh yeah i got a new browser ditched microsofts pussy "internet explorer" and got FireFox. It's damn good i've heard about it for a while and decided to get it while i was drunk with Justin haha. Hmm well im going to go get some cereal and put away all my Jack Daniels (my bro still owes me some!). Later dddddd |
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| After Much Thought... |
[Oct. 11th, 2004|12:27 am] |
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| | Gainsville Rockcity---Less Than Jake | ] | ....Ive finnaly decided to make one of these fucksluts. How to start this off im Matt Hopkins. Age 15. Live in Ridgecrest, California. I'm pretty social and like water/snow sports. Music is pretty good and so is porno. Chicks of course are an important part of my life. Without them im pretty sure half of my adventures wouldn't have been even half as great. That being said i guess i should start off with how my day was. Well it was pretty boreing for the most part just hung around the house Vince and Justin were over and we were pretty bored so we decided to get a movie. When we got to hollywood video Vince slammed my sister's fingers in the car door im pretty sure he felt stupid....(after all he did try to use my hydrogen peroxide to bleach his hair)...haha...anyways we rented a movie called Canibal! The Muscial.... what a damn good movie i will just say that. Of course being made by Matt Stone and Trey Parker it must be great. Hell those two have made some of my favorite such as Baseketball (my all time favotire movie), Orgazmo, they made the series South Park (im sure you have all heard of that), im sure they have made more which i must check out as you (if anyone is reading this in the first place)....they are making a movie called like Team America or something it doesn't look like it will mount up to Baseketball or Canibal but it looks like its worth checking out. Speaking of my adventures I was thinking about making one of these months ago because i realized everytime i get drunk something crazy always happens...for example...last weekend was Justin's birthday and I decided i'd have him,Chase, and Vince up to celebrate since my parants were gone. Well we all got smashed off of Jack Daniels and bonging several beers. somewhere in there me and Vince had this crazy idea to ride Chase's bike down to the relay-for-life (a walk to raise funds for cancer that was being held at Burros Highschool -our highschool- that was all the way across town..). Well, since i live up in college heights we figured we'd stop by someones house to see if we could possibly get a ride. sooo we biked our hammered ass's to Airean Beecroft's house (me riding on the handle bars and vince pedling). We got to Arieans hung out for a good 30 minutes then she had to go so we were like fuck she cant give us a ride so we started our journey down the 2 mile hill. well about halfway down a mini-van passes us up and vince goes....DUDE! I think that was your mom!!! Me being wasted thought about it for a second then totally disregarded it. About 30 seconds later that mini-van comes hurtling in front of us and what felt like a split second later i was hurtling over the mini-van at a rate of about 30 mph. As soon as i hit the asphault i jumped up and starting shouting words that would make a gook turn pale. My own fucking borther!! OF ALL PEOPLE hops out of that mini-van there and goes shit are you guys alright!! haha anyways yeah that was just half the fucking night we ended up making it to the relay and i.. well I'll keep that confidential.... while justin was getting with arianna ville. Chase was off hitting on 8'th graders and who the hell knows where Vince is. Long story short i pass out in a collapsed tent with Brandy Rubin and Colton uhhh i dont know his last name but hes a freshman. Fuck i dont even remember why i bothered writing that story haha o well i can look back on that one day when i have brain damage from all the booze and getting my ass kicked and laugh. Anyways its 12:45 and im wide-a-fucking wake i got simming tommorow and im going to have a heart attack since i got wasted the night before last o well ill still beat the shit out of everyone on that team :P pwned. im out later ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd |
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